“I got tic-tacs in my mouth…

…with a big dick”

Hmmmmm....

The world-famous Holy Moly mailout this week contains the following gem…

“I was out drinking with some friends this week. During conversation, one of them happened to mention that a friend of his wife had recently spent some time in the company of Method Man’s current boyfriend. Further questioning revealed that both the champion college lacrosse player and Wu-Tang Clansman and his occasional partner-in-crime Redman prefer their bread buttered on both sides.”