You Scouse bastards…

You Scouse bastards

Not content with trying to overturn Alan Smith’s ambulance outside Anfield, or throwing cups of shit onto United fans during the game in February, or with having an international day of mourning for Hillsborough recently (once again), the murderers descended on Old Trafford at the weekend for their FA Cup semi-final against the Chosen Ones, and once again showed they’re a classy act, truly deserving of the ‘City Of Culture’ tag they like to bray about receiving.

DJs get no credit…

Sad... Damn....

…or no time, no life, or no chance to actually LISTEN PROPERLY to all this music (much of it shit) that people are flinging at us, desperate for us to play it, write about it, spread the word about it, wipe our arses with it etc etc etc… Just because your boy told you that your bleeps and blips are some hot shit, it doesn’t actually mean that real people – you know, like out in the real world – will actually want to listen to your cd. Its gonna be my new coaster, you wally. Leave me alone.