Gott im Himmel! Meine Augen!

Achtung!

Achtung! Achtung!

What the fuck is this bitch smoking? More importantly, who’s the yes-man who actually tells her she looks sexy? I want to destroy him, and then her. Those with any wit at all can already see that the definition line on the right side of her pot belly obviously ends with her meat-and-2-veg tucked between her legs and taped to the back of her arsehole. In the dude-looks-like-a-lady contest, only Mary J Blige ranks higher. Those who want to risk going blind can click here to see the biggie (no homo).