Sweet mother of Jesus, what the fuck is this Miami Vice reject doing? I’m surprised he didn’t turn his hat to the side and start ‘busting a beatbox’ in true Guttenburg/Selleck/Danson/’Three Men & A Little Lady’ style. I’m sure his descent into heroin and gay porn was a quick one – probably about 5 minutes after he turned off the camera right here.
I’m sorry if it seems like I’m banging on about this like I have an axe to grind with the man – I honestly don’t. (Its actually a circular saw, but I digress.) I felt though that another attempt to deify Dilla in the latest issue of Scratch (The Roots cover) couldn’t go without a mention. By the way, there’s a beautiful interview with Dilla’s mother on the opposite page to the one where the quotes below appear, which really is quite emotional to read. (See I’m not a heartless bastard at all. At least not all the time.)
What the fuck is this bitch smoking? More importantly, who’s the yes-man who actually tells her she looks sexy? I want to destroy him, and then her. Those with any wit at all can already see that the definition line on the right side of her pot belly obviously ends with her meat-and-2-veg tucked between her legs and taped to the back of her arsehole. In the dude-looks-like-a-lady contest, only Mary J Blige ranks higher. Those who want to risk going blind can click here to see the biggie (no homo).
The pictures in this post are only a small sample that show the “fun” I’ve had over the past couple of weeks. After this weekend, with an out-of-towner to North Cackalacka, normal service on Altrap.com will be resumed.