Archive for May, 2006
I love me some black folk…
May 31st
Black Folk Inc

Here in the deep south, “black folk” have always been on the cutting edge of music from R&B and blues to jazz and even country. Now, the rap act Black Folk Inc. brings this blend of downhome dopeness and hip-hop influence to the music industry. Since as early as 1987, B-Lo the Failure and Extraordinaire the Great (AKA Black Folk Inc.) had evolved into Chattanooga’s underground Hip Hop forerunners, leaving heads turning throughout the South. Black Folk Inc.’s 2001 debut album Natty Strong was honored throughout the industry in publications such as Murder Dog Magazine as “one of the best album releases of 2001.” This led to a brief distribution of the album in 2002 with Southwest Wholesale that was cut short when that company folded. They were then voted Best R&B/Rap Group at the 2003 CIA Awards held annually in their market.
Black Folk Inc. has opened concerts for such acts as Too Short and Eightball and MJG and they have also headlined show throughout the southeast. Songs they have performed have aired on such stations as Billboard Magazine’s 1996 Station of the Year Power 94 in Chattanooga, the BOX in Houston, V-103 in Atlanta, WQQK 92.1 in Nashville, and WEUP in Huntsville, Alabama.
Black Folk Inc. has artistic appeal that can reach all sub-categories of Hip Hop, as exhibited in their single – the halftime show masterpiece – Like This (Sheeee!). With the release of their new album The Legend Of Cootie Brown, it is evident by their unity on stage and in the studio that Black Folk Inc. has what it takes to make an impression on “black folk” as well as the rest of the world.
“I love me some black folk…” – Chris Rock ’96
That’s what the presskit blurb runs like. For real though, these cats are doing some nice stuff, and though I’m a tremendous critic of collect-a-friend www.blackfolkinc.com
On myspace: www.myspace.com/blackfolkincmusic
Preview and buy the music
Gay rapper mystery solved
May 29th

Q-tip loves Phoenix Suns guard Leandro Barbosa, and can be seen chasing him around NY in a cab in the vid for Electric Relaxation.
The end.
“And dancin’ girls get me pissed…
May 29th
…I’m the first straight hater to yell out, ‘Go stupid bitch! Go stupid bitch!’”

There’s already been enough back and forward on this site, and in other spots about the grip Southern music has on the radio, and how ‘we’ have to ‘bring New York rap back’, that its barely worth digging up the whole thing all over again. So think of this as the last word (for a minute at least.)
For those basing their hatred of Southern music on what’s on the radio, and defining entire regions off a Clear Channel playlist, I ask you this. Is it fair to claim that New York’s traditional strength of birthing lyrical cats is totally untrue, if I formulate that opinion from listening only to ‘Toilet Stool Rap’ or 12 inch flops from Scoob Lover? Is it fair to call the Beastie Boys a bunch of drunken frat boys, based on listening to their lyrics on “Licensed To Ill”? Is it fair to claim that Eric B & Rakim are complete shite, based on listening to Eric B’s solo album?
For those who hold up certain legendary figures as purveyors of ‘that real shit’, how does it feel to see Primo producing Christina Aguilera’s new LP? Why does Primo who is infamous for his skits on the Gang Starr albums talking about ‘sell outs polluting the airwaves with that pop shit’ get a pass for um… selling out and polluting the airwaves with that pop shit? Why would he put that Rick Ross ‘Hustlin’ track on his new mixtape? Surely that earns a smack on the wrist for Primo? No? Meanwhile, KRS is still running around talking about the 7467 Temple of Hiphop rules without any of his followers asking him about that Puffy remix on “I Got Next” or his Nike ad. The hypocrisy is astounding.
What do many (not all – see how I don’t generalize) who hold Hova up as the great saviour of NY rap, the one who’s going to snatch the crown back for the East in a tag team pincer movement with Nas (nh), think when they see the Def Jam head honcho appear on remixes with Rick Ross, Jeezy, and every other currently breathing Southern artist, while letting Ghost’s album sink without trace?
Lets be clear here – I like Southern Hiphop. I also like East Coast, West Coast, Mid-West, UK, French, Japanese, and Australian Hiphop. And many other types of music. I was born and raised on East Coast Hiphop, and 86-92 will always be my favorite period of Hiphop ever. I’d much rather listen to ‘Rebel Without A Pause’ than Yung Joc, but I’d much rather listen to Yung Joc than some of the stale stuff coming out of the East right now. The South and the Bay are two of the most vibrant areas right now – there’s fresh ideas, dope music and a great sense of camaraderie here. In this sense, its closer to the essence of the Golden Era than today’s crop of commercial East Coasters who seem more concerned with fabricating beef with each other and complaining about the South than actually making the quality music that will break its radio control. The underground meanwhile are still stuck trying to get by on the same boom-bap that was hitting in ’96, and while there are some definite head-nodding gems out there, a large proportion of these cats are still trying to ice-grill cats in the club while holding the walls up. Let it go, and have some fun.
I’d love to think it was just an age thing, and that it only younger cats carrying on like this, but sadly its not. I missed out on some quality music during the late 80′s and early 90′s because I was too busy screaming ‘Hardcore! No Sell out!’ as instructed by my heroes… come to find out that they were all rocking it on the low anyway. (Tim Dog championing Blackstreet anyone?) I’m a little wiser and a lot more cynical nowadays, and I certainly don’t intend to make the same mistake again, refusing to listen to good music simply because the ‘real hiphoppers are over HERE’. Y’all can miss out and regret it later, you bitter fuckers.
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Meanwhile, a small apology of sorts must be made by moi. Though I’m still staying firmly out of the Dilla-Is-God camp, I’m now willing to concede (due to the amount of tribute mixes floating around, and my own background digging) that he certainly had his share of ill records. (Actually I never said he didn’t – I already knew he made some crucial shit, but he also made some sleep-inducers… but anyway.) ‘Stakes Is High’ over the last few months has become a staple round here. On my recent trip back to Ireland, I loaded the Ipod with a few Dilla albums, as well as the ubiquitous Lil Jon discography, the Ruthless Rap Assassins and Cookie Crew albums, my own mix cds, and 10 or so gigs of funk and reggae. While “Donuts” sounds rushed and cobbled together in places, its certainly understandable why its came out in this form, and while it does have a number of tracks that had me skipping pretty quickly, there are a few others that grabbed me instantly. ‘Waves’ and ‘Time’ are two of the most emotional songs I have ever heard in my life – an amazing feat for a couple of instrumentals – but on the real, the circumstances leading up to the creation of these tracks, the man’s hard work, and the sheer fact that he KNOWS he doesn’t have much time left in this world (and is trying to get as many of his ideas out to his listeners before he passes), are all abundantly clear from the sounds coming out of the speakers. Proper.
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Today’s listening list
8Ball & MJG – Ridin’ High
Cecil Parker – Get On Up
Cunninlinguists – Mic Like A Memory
Jay Dilla – Time, The Donuts Of The Heart
Jay Dilla – Waves
King Sun – On The Club Tip
Marvin Sease – I Belong To You
Tango Redd ft Homeboi – Ho Call
The Temptations – Fan The Flame
(download it here)
WTFIGO? Shout outs
May 28th

To the people who found this site while searching on google for:
“how much is paul mccartney worth”
“histories about the man who never came back”
“with the same shit that they peel a potato lyrics”
“gigantes cock”
“the beautifulest bitches in the world”
“what happened to bam bam from kiss fm radio?”
and the classic
“the last time of 2pac before he die 1 minit before”
Let hope that somehow, someway, this site helped bring your quest to an end. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON with you sad bastards?
The return of Doctor Octagon Part 4
May 27th

Chapter 4: Rob Sonic’ Vs. “A Gorilla Driving A Pick-Up Truck”
The Setting:
3 AM, a wet, but warm late night, or should we say early morn, in the Bronx. Def Jukie Rob Sonic finds himself, as he has many times, at his favorite joint, The Telicatessen. His head in his hands, elbows on the table, over a cup of the blackest cup of Joe this side of 110th Street, he recounts the events to the evening.
Earlier That Night:
A blowout party downtown was taking place in the honor of slain sucker MCs. Rob’s place at the bar was firmly in place when a hand drops on his left shoulder. As he turns to find no one there he returns face forward to a small box on the bar. “What the…“
The box reads “For your eyes only.†He expects it’s a joke played on him and decides to pause on the opening.
Back at The Telicatessen:
A strange headache has descended on Rob by this point and the short stack with sausage hasn’t helped the cause. A solid stroke of the cloth napkin to clean his lips and leaves his staring back at the mysterious box. “Screw it, …†he mumbles to himself as he grabs the knife beside him, gives the box a shake and digs in. The contents reveal two things; a CD burn labeled “Dr Octagon†with a Sharpie and a note from OCD saying:
â€This is what I wanted you to hear.â€
“What ever…†He says to himself as he drops two Lincolns on the table face down and nods to the cute waitress behind the counter.
As Rob looks up and heads to the door he swears he sees from the corner of his eye two beady eyes glowing green through the window. But it’s late and he plays it off to exhaustion.
On the way to the car an eerie feeling of being followed consumes him. Nothing but shadows behind him yet still the feeling persists. His pace quickens… Movement to his right… Shuffles heard to the left … and a strange musty smell floats in the air. He darts to the car and locks the door with a feeling of momentary safety.
The disc still in hand, he slips it in the player and kicks on the ignition. The track begins, the gas pedal descends and he pulls off. Soon after Rob feels a sharp shock as his car is bumped from behind. Looking in the rearview mirrors, he sees a green pick up truck, just inches behind him. A large, dark, muscle-bound figure is behind the wheels. The pickup drops back and smashes them again. This time, a taillight is broken off. Rob expels expletives “What the f#@k!â€
Rob accelerates, pushing 70 mph, trying to escape this madman insisting on a dangerous high-speed chase. The truck changes left, then right, then back again trying to overtake Rob’s vehicle. Rob glances at the gas tank gauge on his dashboard – It’s getting close to empty. Rob is surprised; he distinctly remembers filling up just earlier that day. Rob searches for a truck stop but there doesn’t seem to be any in sight. Bam! The truck hits him again.
He turns back…
“What the …!? Is that a gorilla?â€
The rest unfolds …as such.
“A Gorilla Driving A Pick-Up Truck†– Rob Sonic Road Rage Remix
The Return Of Dr Octagon hits stores June 27th
www.thereturnofdroctagon.com
www.myspace.com/thereturnofdroctagon
For More on Rob Sonic
www.RobSonic.com
NYCeverything…
May 25th

begat
this.
Phil’s commentary is probably one of the most well-laid out, well-reasoned responses to the broken record-like whining of some people… I was about to write an editorial piece on this whole thing, but my man has beaten me to the punch (no Sugar Ray Leonard.)
I’ll get around to it though in a day or two…
Mix CD: A to the L – The Babymaker Volume 3
May 25th

The Babymaker Volume 3
chopped & screwed by DJ A to the L
Finally complete and available for your perusal. Chopped & Screwed slow jams for the fellas and ladies to soundtrack their bouts of sheet-wrestling…
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TRACKLISTING
01) DJ Rogers – Doggy Style
02) Jodeci – Feenin’
03) Jodeci – Ride & Slide
04) Heather Headley – Me Time
05) Jamie Foxx – Do What It Do
06) Brandy – Like This
07) Blackstreet – Before I Let You Go
08) Floetry – Say Yes (Extra Slow Version)
09) R Kelly – Down Low (Nobody Has To Know)
10) Honeyz – Love Of A Lifetime
11) Soccorro – The Truth
12) Erro & Jazzy Jeff – Rock Witchu
13) Solo – Where Do You Want Me To Put It?
14) Case – Missing You
15) Lakeside – Real Love
WTFIGO? Part 906589585
May 25th
Jodie Foster is down…
…in the gutter, with the rest of the crack fiends.
How many times did she hit the pipe before she took the stage as guest speaker at Penn’s 250th Commencement? Saying that though, her flow is definitely better than Marshall’s on some of his recent tracks. Jimmy Iovine will be signing her to a 6-album deal soon, and her debut will feature production by Dre, Timbaland, the RZA, and Jessica Simpson’s pops, and tracks featuring 50 Cent, Jadakiss, Akon, and Michael J Fox…
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
REVIEW: E-40 – My Ghetto Report Card
May 24th

Album: E-40
Artist: My Ghetto Report Card
Label: BME/Reprise
Score: 8 / 10
Reviewer: A to the L
Lets get the buzzword out the way now, shall we? Hyphy. Hyphy. Hyphy. Hyphy. Hyphy.
Now can we get this thing underway without everyone mentioning the bloody word like its some brand new thing?
Ladies and gentlemen, one of Oakland’s most famous FatBurger franchise owners is back in the building. “My Ghetto Report Card” is 40′s first release on Lil Jon’s BME imprint after fulfilling his contract with Jive, and his 12th album features production from Jon himself, Bay Area legend Rick Rock, 40′s son Droop-E and others.
Opening with the sounds of Digable Planets (‘Yay Area’) is something not many will expect, but as Rick Rock loops up the phrase that pays (“We be to rap what key be to lock”) and lays it over a pounding kick/handclap combo, it quickly becomes one of the most innovative production moves of the year. Following this up with first single, ‘Tell Me When To Go’ provides the perfect 1-2 punch to get the album up and running. An ode to pimped out cars, local dance, slang and fashion trends, and straight up acting bananas, the track has been rightfully burning up radio for the past few months with Lil Jon’s uptempo mixture of rumbling bass, computer blips, and Run DMC samples making this a surefire winner, even before E-40′s addictive hook and his verses with Keak Da Sneak take the track to the next level.
Its clear that high-tempo Hiphop is the order of the day here, and while this may not be a bad thing for the DJs and the car stereo its easy to see where some people will have issues. See… we go EIGHT tracks deep at this 100 mph speed before our ears get a chance to slow down and catch a breath (ears need oxygen too, y’know.) And while ‘Muscle Cars’, ‘Go Hard Or Go Home’, ‘Gouda’, ‘Sick Wid It II’, and ‘They Might Be Taping’ are definitely incredibly strong tracks in their own right, jamming them all one after the other, and after the frantic opening double act, turns the first half of the album into a super-velocity mesh of synths, bumps, and slanguage. Sequencing is the key here, kids. The cosmic slop of ‘Do Ya Head Like This’ would have been an ideal way to break proceedings up a little, simply by dropping it right into the midst of the Rick Rock/Lil Jon maelstrom.
Don’t get it twisted though. NONE of these songs deserve negative criticism, and its credit to 40 that we need to get halfway into the album before we come to the first real miscue. ‘White Gurl’ is that miscue – a boring parody of the Boogie Boys ‘Fly Girl’, which sees E-40, Juelz Santana, and UGK spit women-as-drugs metaphors over a beat that was already boring the first time around.
For the many who were pleasantly surprised by Lil Jon’s production on ‘Tell Me When To Go’ (it didn’t SOUND like a trademark Lil Jon beat… how could they hate?) ‘U And Dat’ will still give you the opportunity to hate that you wished so hard for. Combine this with the Kandi and T-Pain (another cat who has shocked me with his longevity – hands up who thought he was gonna be a flash in the pan?) hook and you can see why this is going to do major damage in the clubs. What’s that? You kinda feel that track, even though you can’t stand Jon? Ok, well then feel free to piss all over ‘I’m Da Man’ instead, as its simple 4-layer synth roll and the Swishahouse-biting chorus irritate long before Mike Jones phones a verse in. Oh you want more? Well, why don’t you talk about how ‘Yee’ is nothing but a regurgitated mix of ‘Rep Yo City’ and ‘Put Yo Hood Up’? I know you want to. Me? Well you know how much I enjoy Jon’s work (no homo), so hearing the 808 and the familiar synths and whistles is like welcoming home an old friend. So all three of these tracks will get regular bump from me (especially the last one, where Too Short sounds fantastic and builds anticipation for his own BME solo.)
‘Just Fuckin’ is a Jon and Bosko beat, though you’d be forgiven for thinking that Dre did it. Methinks someone has been rattling around in the good Doctor’s beat cd box. Nevertheless, the west coast vibe brings things back to classic E-40 steelo, and Bosko’s hook provides a memorable sing-a-long experience while the head nods. ‘Gimme Head’ meanwhile, is another superb arrangement that would have been better used as another ‘first-nine-tracks-breaker-upper’ as sitting here towards the end of the album its in serious danger of being overlooked. Again, Lil Jon produces a musical middle finger for those who continually say his work always ‘sounds the same’ – here funky organ rolls jostle for position with acoustic guitar licks and mini-cymbal crashes as Bosko’s vocoder-infused hook entwines around the screwed-up hook.
The final two tracks on the album would perhaps have been better off left on the studio cutting room floor. ‘She Say She Loves Me’ is a fairly bland collab between 40, Bun B and 8Ball, which borrows heavily from UGK’s ‘Diamonds And Wood’, while ‘Happy To Be Here’ closes things on a sugary note, with D.D. Artis’ sweet vocal hook schmoozing slickly over Bosko’s piano-filled backing track. Surely its not me that thinks the whole thing is a little 2Pac-ish?
A Bay Area legend, its clear to see that E-40 is not one of these cats who is content to rest on his laurels, and his willingness to explore new musical avenues is what separates him from other older artists who prefer whining from the sidelines as opposed to embracing new genres of Hiphop. 40 has balanced himself perfectly on this album between the local cats who helped build the Hyphy Movement with him, and the new kids on the block who currently have the midas touch on the boards. Save for a couple of minor periods of detention, E-40′s “Ghetto Report Card” contains straight A’s throughout.