WTFIGO? Shout outs

WTFIGO?

To the people who found this site while searching on google for:

“how much is paul mccartney worth”

“histories about the man who never came back”

“with the same shit that they peel a potato lyrics”

“gigantes cock”

“the beautifulest bitches in the world”

The return of Doctor Octagon Part 4

The Return Of The Doctor

Chapter 4: Rob Sonic’ Vs. “A Gorilla Driving A Pick-Up Truck”

The Setting:
3 AM, a wet, but warm late night, or should we say early morn, in the Bronx. Def Jukie Rob Sonic finds himself, as he has many times, at his favorite joint, The Telicatessen. His head in his hands, elbows on the table, over a cup of the blackest cup of Joe this side of 110th Street, he recounts the events to the evening.

NYCeverything…

Huh? What?

This

begat

this.

Phil’s commentary is probably one of the most well-laid out, well-reasoned responses to the broken record-like whining of some people… I was about to write an editorial piece on this whole thing, but my man has beaten me to the punch (no Sugar Ray Leonard.)

WTFIGO? Part 906589585

Jodie Foster is down…

…in the gutter, with the rest of the crack fiends.

How many times did she hit the pipe before she took the stage as guest speaker at Penn’s 250th Commencement? Saying that though, her flow is definitely better than Marshall’s on some of his recent tracks. Jimmy Iovine will be signing her to a 6-album deal soon, and her debut will feature production by Dre, Timbaland, the RZA, and Jessica Simpson’s pops, and tracks featuring 50 Cent, Jadakiss, Akon, and Michael J Fox…

Then you get up and dance at the LQ…

Since we’ve been on a faggoty-dancing-on-YouTube kick for the past month or so, I thought I’d play like a De La Soul Liberace sample, and return to the classics… perhaps the most famous classic in all the world of music….

Alfonso Ribeiro = the 869589th element of Hiphop.

Ipso. Facto. Cunto.