Curtis Jackson = The Truth

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Once again, hitting the nail squarely on its chubby-ass head… not only did Large Joseph get his dick in a knot over ‘Piggy Bank’ and waste a shitload of studio time responding to Curtis, who retorted simply by laughing into his big wad of cash and pointing to the Atlantic Records execs over Joe’s shoulder…

Now here he comes again, proving once more that he really is the unoriginal wankstain that 50 called him out as in the first place…

Not content with being the fattest least talented member of the DITC clique, not content with flogging the corpse of Big Pun to all and sundry like a poor man’s Afeni Shakur, he’s now unashamedly hopping on the penis of other large fat rappers, and riding their (already creaky) bandwagon into a brick wall.

Case in point

Rick Ross – Hustlin’

Fat Joe – Clap And Revolve

Identical beat – check.
Identical flow – check.
Identical screwed hook – check.
Identical in-need-of-stomach-stapling-waistline-steelo – check.

Trust, if Kwame somehow revives the polka dot era and begins stacking major loot from it, you’ll see Joe rocking a Twister game-mat with the quickness. Methinks he needs to waddle off like a fat unused jelly on legs retire gracefully and stick to making Boost phone commercials with other washed up rappers.

Come to think of it – where YOU at, Eve?

10 Replies to “Curtis Jackson = The Truth”

  1. haha – 50 may be on autopilot, but you can’t deny he’s been very clever in playing label politics and destroying Ja’s and Joe’s careers

    i wonder if “Power of the Dollar” makes that A to the L’s 100 Favorite Hiphop Albums Of All Time list? – its the only 50 i listen to

    regardless, it deserves a listen – a breath of fresh air after the turgidness of “The Massacre”

  2. I’d also like to point out that Google ads below (targeting in, as it does, on keywords in a post to run similar-themed ads) is running several displays for ‘Fat Chicks’…

    dopeness…

  3. DAMM I SWEAR FOR A WHILE NOW I BEEN SAYING THE SAME THING HE DOES IT ALL THE TIME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT AS SOON AS JOE HERES SUMTHINGS HOT HE TRIES TO RAP AND DO A SONG THATS LIKE THE TWIN OF THE PERSON HE BIT IT FROM HES DUN IT TO JAY TO 50 RICK ROSS LIL WAYNE IF U MAKE A SINGLE THATS HOT HE MIGHT BE SOMWHERE GETTING A PRODUCER TO COPPY A NIGGAZ DRUM PATTERN SO HE CAN PER-FECT SOUNDIN LIKE THE ORGINAL NIGGA WHO SPIT IT THIS DUDE JOE IS A WAIST OF FUCKIN FLESH AND IM PUERTO RICAN SO THIS IS COMMING FROM US HE SUCKS AND WE NEED TO BAN HIZ FAT ASS FROM COMMIN OUT WIT THESE DO OVER RECORDS
    AND THESE PUSSY ASS DEJAYS STILL PLAY THE SHIT KNOWIN THAT SHIT SOUNDS JUST LIKE RICK ROSS SHIT ALL I CAN SAY ISTHESE NY DEJAYS ARE PUSSY EVEN THE ONES WHO CLAIM TO BE DRAMA KINGS ASWELL

  4. Word! I thought I was the only one that noticed that shit. He’s been doing this for quite some time. But, as it has been said, he gets a pass from DJ’s and they all scream it’s hot, so he continues to do it, the sales of his last album kinda bring justice though.

    Dee El Sends
    P.E.A.C.E.

  5. Yea The Phony Shit Can Only Take You But So Far Its Just A shame that so many good artist have came and went and this dude has been able to build a long carrer on swagger jackin and just to make an example there was recently a kid by the name of Aztek who i thought was pretty good at least a lot better than joe and u know whut before he could even show people whut he could do i heard roc la familia has dropped him meanwhile back home so many people that heard the kid felt he had potential and were lookin foward to hering more guess that wont happen the games real twisted rite now but to be real i guess you dont play the game if u dont like it its the music buisness not the music olympics in this game all u need is good sponsors to win ya heard Real Talk

  6. That’s the truth.
    Joe’s career has been one long swagger jack. I remember him doing a complete remake of Ja rule when he was hot, ashanti and j.lo included, and thinking to myself whoa – what a clown. Then came the faux gangsta, reggeaton, screwed and chopped….

    What’s up next JOE?

  7. omg i love all ur work… ur such an inspiration… i love all ur music and all ur work done wit eminem.. hes lik omg so sezi.. but don worri so r u..! i love u both…! u r awesome…! i love u u should so email me back… doubt that but yea…!

  8. lol…yo i jus want da beat so i cud murk dis shit..i cud understand why da man is soundin like double R..cus datdam beat produce boy brett from o-town nd zayne (da runners) keep doin da same shiet wid der beats yeow.. dun get me wrong tho.. i dunt kno fat joe personally but da mans mah boi nd i ain gon cut him up too much but fa real he needs to find his own flow..cus now dis shiet is on da real gettin annoyin

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