“And I don’t give a fuck if you know Judo…

…cause I’ma blow your motherfuckin ass to Pluto”

G Rap

(no homo)

As I’ve been stuck in the middle of writing reviews, blending Motown acapellas with Hiphop beats (I see you RS), preparing immigration paperwork, doing strenous left knee rehab, and otherwise being a cultural and financial leech, I haven’t had much time to spit out the numerous links I’ve been emailed for various music people who want to be pimped…

Pimpin’ is now in session…

Dem Franchize Boyz – Lean Wit, Rock Wit It
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Superstar (MP3 download)
If My Hood Could Talk (MP3 download)

Young Money ft Cowboy & All-Star – Ice Skatin’ (MP3 download)

Realplayer Samples from Tommy’s Boy’s new Hiphop Essentials archival collection
(shame on you if you don’t have these cuts already though)
Fearless Four – Rockin’ It
Beastie Boys – Hey Ladies
Boogie Down Productions – South Bronx
Egyptian Lover – Egypt Egypt
Salt N Pepa – Tramp
Marley Marl & The Juice Crew – The Symphony
Slick Rick & Doug E Fresh – La Di Da Di
Sugar Hill Gang – Rapper’s Delight
Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde – Genius Rap
Too $hort – The Ghetto
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five – Scorpio
JJ Fad – Super Sonic

Ghostface ft Ne-Yo – Back Like That
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Mr Pookie ft Lucci & Montis – Don’t Test Us
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Tha Alkaholiks
The Flute Song

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Party Ya Ass Off
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YoungBloodz ft Big Boi – 85 (Chopped & Screwed by yours truly)
I’m slowly working on a chopped and screwed fuck tape featuring old shit, new shit, and unknown shit (beware of my homegirl Soccorro, she is going places.) It’ll be similar in theme to the Swishahouse fucktapes of old, but with less hiss, and less Michael Watts trying to Barry White it in your lughole while you’re trying to assault the axewound. Stay tuned.
Other assorted crap…

Cam disses Hov – Nastack has the scoop and the mp3, with Papoose’s biggest fan, eskay also bringing the news.

Why is this and this worthy of handbags outside Hot 97, but this is just a gigantic laugh. Personally I could give a fuck about a which-rapper-will-die-next site, its just Usenet trolling in html form, and might even be funny if it wasn’t such a fucking boring topic, but why does Hashim call in the troops for Miss Jones mocking tsnuami victims and the like, but does nowt but giggle over the ‘all-rappers-are-thugs-with-guns’ stereotype?

Save Power 106’s Friday Night Flavas – sign the petition.

The Smoking Section – I already told you about these peoples. Don’t sleep, fucktards.


I’ve been listening to Little Brother’s “The Minstrel Show” HARD for the last 3 or 4 days, and the shit has definitely grown on me. Phonte is fucking ridiculous on the mic, and 9th’s beats have improved tenfold since “The Lizzzzzzzzzzztening” (although my man still needs some new snares.) For rilly though, its a nice album… one I didn’t expect to feel at all, but which is definitely a burner. With that in mind, peep the listening list… go get em, Floyd…

Today’s listening list
Frayser Boy – Chewin’
J-Zone ft Gorilla Pimps – Too Many Babies
Little Brother – Beautiful Morning
Mike Jones – Juicy Flow
Othorised Fam – Lethal Weapon
Stezo – Its My Turn
(download it here)

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