The return of Doctor Octagon Part 4

The Return Of The Doctor

Chapter 4: Rob Sonic’ Vs. “A Gorilla Driving A Pick-Up Truck”

The Setting:
3 AM, a wet, but warm late night, or should we say early morn, in the Bronx. Def Jukie Rob Sonic finds himself, as he has many times, at his favorite joint, The Telicatessen. His head in his hands, elbows on the table, over a cup of the blackest cup of Joe this side of 110th Street, he recounts the events to the evening.


Huh? What?




Phil’s commentary is probably one of the most well-laid out, well-reasoned responses to the broken record-like whining of some people… I was about to write an editorial piece on this whole thing, but my man has beaten me to the punch (no Sugar Ray Leonard.)

Then you get up and dance at the LQ…

Since we’ve been on a faggoty-dancing-on-YouTube kick for the past month or so, I thought I’d play like a De La Soul Liberace sample, and return to the classics… perhaps the most famous classic in all the world of music….

Alfonso Ribeiro = the 869589th element of Hiphop.

Ipso. Facto. Cunto.

The return of Doctor Octagon Part 3

The Return Of The Doctor

Chapter 3: The Money Fight Fire Ants

Dark clouds have descended over the OCD offices. It’s been three weeks since receiving the mysterious package from the good Doctor and they are nowhere closer to deciphering his message for the people of earth. What’s worse is their two previous code crackers have become useless. Mike Relm has been only responding in binary code, which when deciphered, says