Mr Long

Its a fact of life that once you make any kind of dent in this Hiphop industry that you automatically lose your ability to tell the time. It often seems that while Jacob The Jeweller can make million dollar watches that look amazing in photographs of your favorite emcee, the one drawback is that they don’t seem to work properly. Rappers never show up for interviews on time – its Industry Rule Number 4082 (4081 of course being “Kanye only opens his mouth to change feet.”)